The MeLancH0Ly GirL

               *** PSEUDO RELATIONSHIP ***

At first, I’m a bit curious on what is really the essence of being in a PSEUDO Relationship until I’m on that stage. Pseudo relationship is the “Parang kami pero hindi” relationship. It’s a kind of relationship wherein you hang out together, you exchange sweet nothings, you email, chat, text to each other often, and WORST even sex! BUT there is no commitment, NO attachment. The risky part of this relationship is that, when you fall for a guy/girl. You don’t have a security that he/she’s all yours and you don’t even know if that person also feels the same way. Jealousy comes next if you already have feelings for that certain person. Before you enter into this kind of relationship, be sure of the consequences. Are you sure you can avoid not to fall for that guy/girl? How sure are you? Do you even think of getting hurt? Well, I’ve been into that crappy relationship and it really sucks! Sa umpisa lang ang masaya, sa umpisa lang din ang feeling na mahal ka niya. Being on this kind of situation, make sure, you’re ready to play the game. Try not to be the LOSER.

** A special toast for women who refuse to be silenced...♥

Here’s to the women who stand up tall,

to the ones who fight and refuse to fall.

The ones that won’t accept defeat,

no matter how depressed or beat

Here’s to the women size twenty or eight,

and to the older ones that still look great.

To the fair of skin or a flawless tan,

to the ones that flirt like would a man

 

Here’s to the women who just don’t care,

about their looks or what they wear.

To the sexy ones that dress to kill,

and make the men both sweat and chill.

Here’s to the women who will not cower,

when faced with threat or those in power.

To the young, the old, the big, the small,

and the ones who stand each time they fall.

 

Here’s to the women who just won’t quit,

and those that shout or throw a fit.

To the sweeter ones that wont attack,

but will find a way to pay you back.

 

Here’s to you all, I raise my glass,

to the women out there no matter your class.

Drink to yourselves and shout out aloud

“I’m a strong special woman and of that I am proud!”

 The Making Of A Mother ♥♥♥(This is for my mom)

By the time the Lord made mothers, He was into the sixth day working overtime.
An Angel appeared and said ":Why are you spending so much time on this one?"

And the Lord answered and said, ":Have you read the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not elastic; have 200 movable parts, all replaceable; run on black coffee and leftovers; have a lap that can hold three children at one time and that disappears when she stands up; have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart; and have six pairs of hands."



The Angel was astounded at the requirements for this one.

"Six pairs of hands! No way!"said the Angel.

The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must have!"


"And that's on the standard model?" the Angel asked.


The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as she asks her children what they are doing even though she already knows. Another pair in the back of her head are to see what she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And the third pair are here in the front of her head. They are for looking at an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or her without even saying a single word."


The Angel tried to stop the Lord "This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."


"But I can't!" The Lord protested, "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can feed a family of six on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the shower."


The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, "But you have made her so soft, Lord."


"She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."


"Will she be able to think?" asked the Angel.


The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."


The Angel then noticed something and reached out and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like You have a leak with this model. I told You that You were trying to put too much into this one."


"That's not a leak." the Lord objected. "That's a tear!"


"What's the tear for?" the Angel asked.


The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness, her grief, and her pride."


The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything for this one. You even created the tear!"


The Lord looked at the Angel and smiled and said, "I'm afraid you are wrong again. I created the woman, but she created the tear!"



-Love and treasure your mom...! :)

                               *** M-E-N ***

Woman has MAN in it;

Mrs. has MR. in it;


Female has MALE in it;


She has HE in it;


Madam has ADAM in it;


No wonder MEN always want to be inside women!


Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....


Why?


BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE H-O-M-E



Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:


Ever notice how all of women's problems start with



MEN?



MEN-tal illness

MEN-strual cramps
MEN-tal breakdown
MEN-opause
GUY-necologist


AND ..



When we have REAL trouble, it's a



HIS-terectomy.

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